March 28, 2006

SaTuRdAy StReEt RiDe

holla last sat we went 4 a street ride all around the Auckland city got a few pic so here they are

Brian the Bastard geting it double peaging down this YMCA rail
Louis did the rain next to it but every tine he did it the camra was
off or mophit was in my way GRRRRRRRR

Ichy feeble down med center ledge SWEET BRO

brian with a hugh hop showing this 2 us buy bunny hopping up this ledge SWEET BRO

George with a 180 off the ledge

Mophit double peging this white ledge very cool or should i say SWEET BRO

George & Louis rail hoping

Kirk was rideing good on sat i seen some good stuff from him like icepicking a ledge at the musium and doing this wall ride fakie on the sub box car barrier thing SWEET BRO

Brian the Bastard icepick to fakie on the car barrier RAD

George did a hand plant over this thats was pretty intence after several go's. He even through his bike so hard it bounced into the back of a parked ute lucky it was a ute we then went to the musem where there was allot of rideing going down well thats all fokes. Zombie jam is on this weekend so hope too see all u roto boys up here 4 that (no excuses ) and happy rideing

P.S sorry about the spelling im doing this b4 work today and im late but i wanted to get it finished and 4 u luke what up no updates ??????

March 14, 2006

Rotorua Dirt Jam...PAIN

So, well, because I'm lazy, I am just going to copy & paste the blog I did about the Jam on my myspace to here, so its going to be more about the people than the riding, not that I got many riding pictures anyway.
So, well, enjoy I guess.

Wow, this weekend was off the hizzy!

It all started friday night with drinks at my house, walking to stevens, getting kicked out of stevens, I stole Nic's bike to ride to the skatepark, drunk outa my mind to pick up Nate-dogg Timmy.

We ended up meeting up with the rest of the crue who were walking back to my hizzle, just to let you know how it was, I was already in the back seat of the pimp-mobile with 3 bikes, then the bastard decided to jump in on top of me, cody was on the roof, 2 more people were on the bonnet, adam was on the boot for awhile, untill he fell off...he ate it hard.

haha, good times! got back to my place & watched Aggroman & RIDE ON, 2 of the greatest videos ever. Check them out!

Oh, Mike was drunk, as in druuuunk.

Next day, being Saturday, woke up, got some shitty mcds for breakfast, then headed to the trails where gisborne were, it was super windy so we didnt really hang around for long, we more a less headed to the skatepark where the rest of wellington was, there ended up being about 30 riders at the skatepark...some silly stuff went down, slippy slippy!

It was then decided that we would head out to the Luge, after about 30mins of fucking around we finnaly made it up there, the crue consisted of these dicks:




Lurch shaded out on this picture...and I took it.

Luging was completly wild...WILD i tell you, so many crashes, jeff actully flipped his luge cart top over tail, I rolled over mark a couple times...bastard was a mad much fun...cant wait to do it again.

oooh, yes, we saw some red bull girls at the top of the gondola, bastard harassed them, Lurch is rad and their number somehow ended up in my phone.

then at the bottom they found us, gave us more red bull and chatted for a bit.

funny enough almost everyone got in on this picture.

from luging I belive we made our way to the trails, and everyone slowly starting getting going, I somehow ended up being a I basicly had to sit on top of the hummer & write down the best tricks in my opinion, not the best lines, but tricks. . . yay!

jed sucks

tim rules.

Jeff is also up there with being almost cool.


oh yeah, alot of people ate shit...Timmy came off real bad with a broken ankle, nate dogg bruised his spleen, Simon ate it hard aswell.

fuckin rotorua!

after the dirt jam Adam stupidly let Bastard drive his car in the gravel pit...boy oh boy was it wild, redlining it in reverse, he even headed towards the piles of gravel & somehow got adams car airborn....was some funny shit.

after this everyone basicly got booze & got drunk, a few pep's came back to my house for a more mellow version than what seemed to happen at stevens, saftey meeting in the tent, Luke brought the whiteboard, nic brought the pens.

my hizzzle, Kirk fred joined us for the fun:


after drinking at my house a few of us made our way to stevens, which was wild!

after some altercasions elsewhere we finnaly made it back to my house for sleep.

well, the bastard arrived a bit alter, drunk my burbon and then went to sleep upstairs on the couch.

on sunday everyone headed home pretty early, apart from Nate dogg & tim, who hung around, well, because tim was in hospital. Nathan stayed at my house then I belive picked up timmy half way through the day & headed home.

I got a txt from tim at 4pm saying "U spray paint a jersy barrier fbm up the bum no babies we just went past it" OH HELL YEAH!

haha. yes.

oooh, and my toilet wall got attacked throughout the weekend...check it:

this is above my toilet:

it used to be a pic of Nick, who had the torso of the month . . .Im gutted.

ha ha, I also just noticed this today:

top stuff.


thats it..


what a masssive blog, i hope you enjoyed.

I only have one shitty new picture, i.e wannabe art fag shot, and this is it:


I missed out on so much this weekend, I guess you just had to be there.



newer pictures from this week

Simon, 180 smooth as butter OVER the cone...not around it.

Simon, lookback...turndown...take your pick.

Steven hopped the cone aswell.

Oh oh, check .Click Here For The Best Video You Will Ever See

yep, thats it.

trademe is a bad addiction when you dont have a job.

March 02, 2006

So, the Bastard, is exaclty that.

Hes only been in New Zealand about a month & already has two updates named after him.

Why you ask this time? Well I had a full update ready to go on Tuesday, Brian jumped on here to check his myspizzle & accidently x-ed out of this window deleting my blog entry, arrrr.

Trying to think what I wrote is the worst so I won't bother.

Ooookay, as some of you know Last weekend was the BMX Dirt Nationals, yup, thats right, the Nationals . . .

I didn't personly jump the jumps, but I don't really think I heard a single good thing about them, but people still managed to ride them good enough.

Lets go back to Friday, we all met up at Shed7 for some alcoholic beverages + Riding, I arrived a little later with a little friend of mine who can handle more alcohol than the average girl! thats right, more than 1!

Some hot riding went down, some even hotter drinking moves. The rope swing was brought out, and how no one died...I don't know.

Next day everyone woke up, hungedover, tired...and I was sore from sleeping half off a matress...but at least I had one...HAH SUCKAS.
We more a less headed to the beach for a swimm + perv.

After breakfast we made our way to the jumps at Papamoa, Saturday was 'practice' day...its big time! people more a less got drunk, rode every now & then and talked shit on the crappy music.
I think my mix including Michael Jackson, Snoop + Shania Twain was the about the best music of the day . . .but thats just my opinion.

The Bastard managed to somehow get a motoscooter, jumped the kicker, which is about 30cms high, landed in a nose wheelie which carried on for about 5meters then took off into the trees, crashed, took out the taillights....the owner wasn't impressed...all in a days work.

The night gets pretty wild from here, lots of woodburn from being thrown down the ramp, Shohan managed to get a beat up hand from skating, and if you wern't hit by a bottlecap then you probably wern't at Shed7.

Next day was finals day...this is where it call gets serious, wait hold up, this is New Zealand remember, more beers were drunk & riding went down.

Digger rode pretty well, he also managed to take himself out later on in the day.

Hugh made the trip up from wellington for this event & really should of placed alot better, he has Island Bay pop for sure.

Big 360 through the 2nd set.

Big no hander. eWok approves of this type.

Liam was out, sweating my helmet out + keeping it real.

1 hander? turndown? will the mountionbiker ever get it right, check the file name fool.

Nac where near the standard of BMX Plus! but about as good as you'll see around here

Adam was riding good + being a real cunt at the same time.

As expected, Jed won everything, big backflips, big 3's....he just goes big.

360 Tailwhip to the pedals

I think more a less the only reason for these was to get more speed....and speed he got!

Just a plain jane tailwhip . . .

As you probably noted theres not many pictures, because my battery died after one heat, so I missed Jeds flipwhip, the bastards Frontflip, Georges 'iron monkey' attempt + a whole heap of other stuff.

There were a couple of cameras about so maybe they'll pop up somewhere.

Errrmmm, I cant really think of much else to say now.

Was a good weekend, the rotorua dirt jam is on this saturday...should be just as fun.

Everyone arrives tomorrow, so its going to be a crazy weekend I predict.

Whoop Whoop.

I'm sure I had something else to say, but fuck it.

myspace time!