September 29, 2005

Its time to Decide...

To decide if this is really worth it , i work here at prophecy bmx.co.shit and ive been caned in the bum by it myself , hahha .. what? NO its not true , no legions will flock to see two photos i took on wednesday. Luke tabletop and Nic tyre grab , last time i talked to nic he was naked aswell so what can i say? but his finger looks like its gunna get munched....
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Luke table top over the infamous GATOR-PIT , Rarrrr...
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One false move and ill take Ya down/ill burn everything hip hop thing you own , hows that for a angry post , See you at the Rotorua DirtJam..

luke

September 27, 2005

In the Dundees

Huh who wanted it first??? Caleb did.. so here you have it , put on some fuckin DragonForce cause its better than best. Well this weekend went almost to planned , but the best shit happen when something doesnt go right or does .... fuck im typing fast to DragonForce , to fast maybe , might even make to A and E with a broke finger?. Well it wasnt decided it was only me and louis to travel down to rotorua on friday night , ash and goegre were working on some political matters for the Undevoted Leader Donny Brash , some kind of secret thing. U know how it is , i tell you , you get two in the bum ,u want that? , maybe you do?

Roadie , got session belive it or not we listenened to 4 slayer live cds on the way , INSANE , Decade Of aggression , a 1985 concert and a 2005 concert... WARRRRRRRRRRRR
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SO before shit gets to hardcore or gay like that pic we were in rotorua , its dark ... someones of age , get on it!!!! or get in under the sun more like it!
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That morning after , plenty enough went down just not with Me behind a camera , trails got windy enough for occasional Dead Sailors so we headed out to Kawerau where the sun burns unless your a crosby kid with a flat peaked crooked hat grrrr..

We met Marlowe form gisborne who was staying with steven , good guy and rider and to get pissed with , che brutha TurnDown
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NOw Simons another story he gets to wasted , look at his beer gut lunging over the bars RHEINIES !!!
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Before long it was saturday night , a be jill did the camera go around , but they were some of the lamest drunk pics ever taken , except for this one , ryan takes the cake with facials..
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Before long , we had slipped off into the dark , like water off stevens clean shaven arms. mmm , lovely... Sunday everyone was too hangover and I gave all my borrowed Records backs , so iam destined to get slayerized by the time i buy something else . We rode rotorua park for a good 30 mins heres what happend..

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Simons turnsdowns the gap , while i pratices by balancing skills on something Acc would pay to see caught on camera.

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Louis , hard out hardspin

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Simon TableTop over the concrete hip

We said our goodbyes and left to stop at , i cant even remember , umm ahha you will figure it out , this place is basically not good for much much some bent forks , whacked tranniiess
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Thats it for the weekend I can feel the Stress Fracture factor in my finger now ,
And i think luke gilly is not coming back , well see txt me.

Later. Luke

September 18, 2005

Boredom = Shitty Update

As its raining outside and we've ridden carls too many times im stuck inside chilling on myspace, hasseling luke and looking through old pictures, so why not do an update with old/new/boring/whateverthefuck pictures.


P.I.M.P's

Yesterday we had a bit of a painting morning at my house, even thoe all I did was paint my Tree cap.
So I figured that I may aswell grab some pics of their stunt machines post-paint.


Simon's S&M


Codys FBM

Heres a couple of misc. pics which you may or may not have seen:


George, 360, Lukes camera is the best.


Steven, table from Monday's ride.


Simon, Turndown


Simons dance moves are smoother than MC Hammers !!

Seems funny that I'm the one organising this jam and my websites the last one to get the Flyer up.

I'm trying to figure out a place for an after-party, hopefully Simons, but there will definatly be one somewhere.

I heard on Hauraki today that the lead singer of Creedence Clearwater revival is coming to NZ sooner than later, I can't wait.

So i just got done talking to luke, heres a quick run down of it:

Luke, says:
matey
Luke, says:
u had tea?
Ryan says:
chuuur bey
Ryan says:
hot new pic
Luke, says:
what u have?
Ryan says:
sizzler susages, potatoe and brocolli
Ryan says:
why do you ask?
Luke, says:
cuase im gunna eat your shit tonitew
Ryan says:
you're going to give me a rim job!!!!???
Ryan says:
fuuuuck, i can't wait
Luke, says:
warm up ya poohole matey
Ryan says:
ooo trust me babe, its ready

*Luke* so yeh here more from the night..


Ryan says:
i shall
Luke, says:
what u got?
Luke, says:
nude pics?
Luke, says:
hahah ahve you heard the conspiracy?
Ryan says:
only of my member soft
Ryan says:
the conspiracy?
Luke, says:
some one of fraser myuspaces bitches is trying to get pic of u naked to send to fraser
Luke, says:
hahaha
Ryan says:
what the cruuuuuck
Ryan says:
like who?
Luke, says:
fraser wants to compare
Luke, says:
llolol
Ryan says:
well . . .word on the street is that his dong is huuuuge
Ryan says:
im pretty jealous aye
Luke, says:
yeh wouldnt fit in my cunt
Ryan says:
prolly going to get surgey soon . . .implant that shit up
Luke, says:
ahahah that shit was on 2020 u have huge dick and a small knob hahahahahahhahh

then , what doesn someone else say?


milo..... says:
box and magic wand
Luke, says:
check that ne wupdat eon prophecy ryan don eit
Luke, says:
thers some of me and ryan msn convo down the bootom
Luke, says:
u read?
milo..... says:
yep im going to it now
milo..... says:
omg wtf
Luke, says:
fudked up aye
milo..... says:
its not real thogh?

I found this wee article on a website . . . definatly a good read:

Quest for Firewater
When it comes to seeking out adventure, there is no better companion than alcohol. Think back to the greatest adventures of your life, those scenes so wild you sometimes wonder if you saw them in a movie and merely adopted them as your own. It’s a pretty good bet that alcohol had at least a cameo, if not a leading role.

Which makes it a very valuable asset, for there is very little adventure to be had in today’s humdrum world. All the cool stuff has already been done. The highest mountain tops are littered with dozens of flags, the deepest jungles are thick with tourists with camcorders blazing, and at least three different minisubs have probed the inky recesses of Loch Ness. Let’s face it: we are the inheritors of a second-hand planet.

Which is why we have to rely so heavily on alcohol. It’s the original genie in a bottle and it can grant you three very important wishes that will help you seek out adventure, even if your expedition only takes you as far your local bar. Namely:

Self confidence. Pour a couple drinks down your throat and suddenly you’re a man with possibilities, with a real (if not entirely understood) purpose in life. Most of all, you’re a man willing to take chances, because you believe you can actually pull it off, whether it be winning over the girl at the next table or picking her boyfriend’s pocket. As Admiral Peary pointed out, “You will never reach your goal unless you are already there in your mind.” And we both know there’s nothing better than a skin full of liquor to get us out of our minds.

Big ideas. Alcohol is an excellent and extremely willing accomplice for any kooky idea you might come up with. And if you don’t have any kooky ideas in the hopper, it’s more than happy to supply a few of its own. Van Gogh noted, “You can never have enough ideas, so long as you’re willing to discard the bad ones.” Is flying to Prague to mastermind a pickpocket ring a bad idea? Maybe. But so is whipping dogs across a sheet of ice and cutting off your ear. But that didn’t stop Peary or Van Gogh, now did it?

Identifying your desires. Your real desires, not the desires society tries to foist on you. A sober person can wander around a mall all day without figuring out what sort of shirt he should buy, but a drunk knows exactly what he wants. He wants the girl at the next table, he wants a chili dog with all the fixings, and he wants to fly to Prague and mastermind a pickpocket ring. But first he’d like another drink.

With alcohol as your native guide, finding adventure is so easy you’ll probably stumble right over it. It’s getting the hungover guy to book the ticket to Prague that’s hard.—Frank Kelly Rich


So I'm pretty much out of things to say.

See you at the dirt jam.
-ryan

September 12, 2005

Eh You Better Jump Eh

update 12/09 , 13/09 nuthin, 14/09 still nothing

Welcome to the first update that i will continually finish cause its a large one , .. yes.

First i'd like to Apologise to the guys at the race track , they do all the work and do a good job of it , Refering to the council statement. Thanks for building and maintaining these great jumps.
Luke.

The Trip to rotorua

We go there alot , for good reason , its fun. It started at about 7 in the moring we left at 8 and on our way..
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Cody and me trying not to drop the camera giong like 60kph.

I am at loss here , alwasy do a update when youve got fresh memories , not a week and another weekend later.
After a not so longish sleep all the way to rotorua , we went straight to the dirt jumps and met up with steven , simon , jared and cody ... ryan was at the lake with a very special guy? what the?

Rotorua dirt , with a bit of sweeping and a little work and water , they were good to jump..
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Geogre Cranked - clicked whatever X-Up

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Simon Boosting for that myspace addiction

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Louis no footcan kicker

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There is a good technique for a roadtrip if you want to rest ur legs high , croos one legs over over wind your sock into the window , Pearla matey , Peala , note: no warranty on socks ---- luke ,tuck nose dive.

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Louis with uncanny photo similar to , kelly baker photoshoot in dig...??? , yeh Stain of Mind...

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This place is awesome , huge wall with a dirt quarter at upto it, Ewok the master of the CC's maybe?

After a all day ride at the jumps.. we actually went there twice in a day.. It was time for festivities ..??? .. u know . Into the night and a bottle of CC's between louis and ewok , came "Luke!...luke........ luke mate... I Commend the fucken CC's .... Mate!!!" louis was drunk before we got off the verander .. Into the night some quotes came to be.

Simon has too many pornos , "EveryOne saw Boobies , so it was Sweet" including simon and the story told by cody , Crystal?? who?? I think i Came? haha it was complete with a nudy run aswell , I just felt like going for a run! . Lindsay wants details and Ryan didnt see Shit...

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E CONTINUED...

September 09, 2005

And when she whines i wanna kick her in the box

Well we wait for Luke to do his promised update I will post a couple random pictures.


Bow Down.


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I am planning on organising a Jam at those jumps soon, well, its all organised apart from a date, which will be within the best 2 month's. So keep your eyes out for the flyer which should be made soon.

If you're wondering about the update title its a quote from Lindsay P.

Oh and Luke finnaly got into a girls pants...well, a pair of them actully.

Word
-Ryan