Soooo

. . . . . . Luke Manson: 'I'm pretty much open to any new shit'

Think about it.

Marlowe's getting lucky.

"F**KING AUCKLAND FAGGOTS!"

Simon/demio....too fast for their own good.

*hey ppl ,, more pics added down under this update , the one before this one , DUH*

Ah yes, this is what was shouted out of a car, by no dout a Rugby player as we strutted ourselves down the main road in taramanui....they're just jealous because only gangsta pants fit them.

Well, yesterday morning I awoke at 7am as per usual after drinking, and rallied the troops can made our way to Taramanui, we had a quick stop off to take myspace photos at some Dam...it was badass, Cody (cory) spotted a bank/wallride thinger underneath which we were too tired to hit up on the way home.




Simon Loves Rotorua this much.

We had a quick stop in Bennydale for drink/food/porn and we spotted perhaps the most awesome sign ever:

Belive it or not, Lion Brown & Rheineck....on tap!

3 Hours later we arrived in Taramanui, Jase had said to pop over as the park is having its opening or something, we rolled up to see that there was a bit of a comp going down, Gypsey fair etc etc etc.
The park looked pretty fun, but the mini was a bit too mini and tight...but was still a bit of fun getting used to everything.


Theres basicly a box, spine, mini, quarter to flat bank, quarter/gapy/hippy thingie, rails etc.

We had a hour or so ride here before it started to spit and combined with the fact that it was packed we couldn't really get much of a ride in.

From here we headed to a cafe for lunch, where I proved how much of a fat cunt I am and how much people think we're from Auckland . . .which isn't exactly a good thing.

Then we went to Te Kuiti...which seems different from last time we rode there, Simon still managed to kill the park.


Simon, Pedal feeble.


Simon, 450 smooth as his pick-up lines.


Simon, Invert.

Wow, videos? We're stepping it up alrite, Right Click and 'Save Target As' to download.

Simon, 450

Cody, Fufanu Woop thinger me bobber

Feel free to browse around my photobucket album, we have more chilling pictures than riding picture . . .as per usual.

All in all it was a good trip, but since when isn't Free stuff good?

Leave comments and abuse Luke into putting his dud pictures up from the U.T.B.N.B Jam.

Myspace is better than you.
-Ryan

F**k her, i just wanna get on the piss.

Errrr, where do I start?

Hmmm, Saturday morning sounds good, I was awoken at around 8am by my cell phone ringing, but it was allll the way over on my desk, so I thought 'fuck that, im going back to sleep' 2mins later my home phone rings, but i thought about 'fuck that, someone else will pick it up'. For around the next 20minutes the phone ring every 1 - 2 minutes. I finnaly pick it up, and guess who, its Luke, and all he said was 'hey, ring simons cellphone, sweet, bye'

Awesome x2, so i ring Simon and it turns out that its fine weather in Auckland, and Luke seems to be averagly keen on us trippin' up...he even bribed his father with only swearing once every sentance and managed to get us floorspace in his room.

Anyway, we leave about 11am to Auckland, and it rains the whole way there, Simon & Steven had a 'see how long you can hold you have out the window contest in the driving rain and low temperatures' I think it went on for about 6 Slayer songs, so about 40mins....they're INSANE.

We arrived to Auckland, to see it was raining...surprise surprise, so we were heading to Son Skate, with a quick stop at Son Skate, where young Luke text messaged us to let us know that Owera was the destination and to get to Vic now...so much for SonSkate.

We arrived at Vic and got a txt saying to go to Hedgehog bicycles, where Fred was pointing out the Snake in the tree, luke managed to attack, grab and seduce it, then managed to get it into the car, and then hanging off the side of the car...I don't know if this was Freds doing or not.


The snake in action....check the back seat formation.

Owera was a bit of fun, a pretty randomly placed park, Fun mini, little box thinger, fucked vert quarters, a roll in and another bigger quarter.
After around 20mins here it started to rain, so we tripped on to Stanmore bay.

Stanmore bay was of course wet when we first arrived, but we hung around long enough for it to dry, a pretty fun ride went down, George learns something new everytime I see him, and Louis & Fred anialated the Rails there.


You should have seen the poistion Luke had to get in to take this photo...Gay Times would love to have him as a coverboy im sure.

We also met, well, harrased a wee child at Stanmore bay, who 'swapped' boxers with another kid and managed to scare me shitless via somehow dropping in on the big ply quarter without killing himself..well, the Killing himself may have just happened if Adam got his way....bloodey Aussies.

From stanmore bay we headed back to Town, where we dropped the demio off at Lukes and packed into the Corona to town, Luke/Fred managed to get a beer/fanta Car thrown at the Corona by a rugged perhaps homeless Maori..Louis was not impressed.

We went to real groovey where I managed to blow more money that i really should of, But i couldn't really turn down an Ozzy LP for $13. + another couple of things.

Next day we said our goodbyes to Luke and headed to SonSkate, where Matt & Jared from gisbourne were, as well as there Internet? girlfriends...heh heh.

Matt ripped shit up, tailwhip here, 540 there blah blah blah.


SonSkate sucks for pictures, as do I. Matt, 1 footed euro.


Simon, Invert.


Simon, rockin' the headband.

From sonskate we headed home to the Awesome Rotorua.


I am definatly no Gangsta.


Simon hates you. This picture will no dout be on his myspace account in .5 seconds.

Anyway, the jam is next weekend, you'd had better be there.

We have basicly the figured out the prizes, which must be collected/used/consumed at the after-party, which will be off the hizzzle.
8th of October, Rotorua, be there!


Untill next time..

-ryan