Like Fire!!! Decepticons!!

Like a organic poo out of manconi ass ready to be feed into a ac/dc mosh pit .. this update will be full of mass and just general hugeness . Like that nugget ,, aye dave?


Random include of a photoshop class at school ^^

I have'nt
done a update since xair .. so Xair was sick people ... like good shit mean fun.. Judging was awesome ,, thanks to jono and the boys for letting me do that i had heaps of fun and appreciate it .. Hmm so much shit form xair .. comes to mind daves music sucks adn so does kevins and bruces music .. you wrecked my ears. Ac/dc ... pffftttt ahahha... Super fun getting dave angry and hanging out dudes.
hey to all my friends form upper hutt and around there . you guys rock.

Sweet riding , nz guys rocked and always will .

So here how this update works ,, like 30 photos ,, ill try be creative and write captions but , by the end of the photos .. i miight get bored and i wish i ahd a picture of dave somewhere .. oh wait ahahhaha

This pictures has been used but i spruced/bruced it up for you.




Fredrico , super gap tabletop.


Fred has mastered the dracula technique . mahhahah busted


Louis tabbogan air.


Mark is always shredding ., no hander transfer . I chopped of his head in a walltap picture , so you cant see it but i have apicture of him dion a walltap , just imagine with me guys , ok.


Joel .. tabletop ... " sweet atleast my bum doesnt look big " joel.


Joel , origanal at vic eh? sweet invert fast plant.


New local ,, thomas from island bay , has no idea i took this photo . hes cool ,, tom abubaca.


Simon boosting in our height comp.


Me and simon are like even.


Luke turndown over a wooden box .


Local Rotorua rider ash ,, x- up transfer .. this guy drives like a mad man and drinks like madder man , and is awesome.


Following on hell of a trend of jumping this transfer , luke ... lookbacked.


In your face , geogre cranked to shit x-up .


Ash cause he rocks! .. air.


It wouldnt be a updte without the infamous mark davis , and his long line of shocking hair cuts . boosting huge gap over the plastic thing , whos name eludes my head right now.


Oh oh plastic road barrier ,,, fucken not to mention this pillow stealing bastard! FUCK

Now heres like a Kazillion pictures of louis ,, all of them good , so look up hes killer biotch!


Can can fuckin , foot thru overside stall thing man ,, he landed it and it was cool , enough said.


Louis nohander in the making .


That guy you must well know by now .. footjam noce pic .. repp'in for viices mini ramp.


Barspin aerial. louis


Louis getting super loose sideways ,, that trick . you make a name for it , cause i aint!


Luke intruding on luios mini ramp session .. whip air = butt fuck.


X-Air in a picture if you will ... every was like this .. or was it just me .. free tui on a rooftop , lovin it.


The new spot ,, started one weekend by luke , ryan , ash , cody , simon and brah steven .. secret and sick 14 footer for the 3rd jump. che like in the bush , shakke with the tribes men man!


--CAMBRIDGE ROADIE---


Manson/I and steven like a bunch of syncronised olympic atheletes . pouring out for the good in tabletops.


Oh bummer i only have 2 pics from cambridge . luke turndown over the spine . yeah

--RAGLAN--

WARNINg MAY CONTAIN TRACES AMOUNTS OF TABLETOPS BY HEAPS OF PEOPLE


Tim hales with that trick.


Simondo with that trick.


Steven fucking cranking that trick.


Luke about to marry that trick .


Quite possibly this guys debut on prophecybmx tonite , karl boost.


Nicest guy in bmx today, jamie boosting and now familiar with ramp shredding . sick


Goerge no foot can , on that gap ruben did . pfft, geogre slaying it.


Overicepick , with the help of louis far develpoed alein brain and a garden shovel . how conveinient.

Thats heaps of shit man..

Oh yeh more xair .. if you find my sleeves , my mum wants them hahahha,

Drunkens...

Now two very special people making there first appearence , alongside with karl for winning a grammy award , also goes to stevens cat huckle berry




Ash " over and out man"

luke later bros .. See yehs at the zombie vic park jam .. cause it liek so happening right now . : )

Beach, Farmer Tan, THE BASTARD

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, arrrrggggghhh.

What the fuck?

Its Tuesday night, I'm poooped..goddam work.

Erm, I guess we should magicly transport back to Saturday...I think it was Saturday, no sorry, Friday, Mark Lepoooooooota and Brian Enzilloti (or some shit, its fancy) aka The Bastard arrived in Rotorua for some drinking + riding.

Friday night was pretty wild, We got into one bar, we tried so many others but got the big no, everyone was pretty loose, t'was a good night.

On Saturday we all woke up at my house, then realised that the Bastard wasn't with us...goddam americans pimpin' the shady ladies.

Once we found the Bastard I think we all started our trek , while ditching everyone and anyone insight. We hastilly sneaked away to Tauranga + Shed7 = before everyone woke up.



We started off our ride in Tauranga with a stop at 17th Ave, which I always find fun, as did everyone else by the looks of things.


Maaaaaaark, smith grind across and almost all the way down.


Brian, Somehow airing out of the big Quarter there.


Brian, Big t-down with the farmer tan rockin'

Errmm, from here we headed out to Shed7 for a quick blat.


The Bastard, big wall tap.


Simon was also on this trip completly killing it!

After Shed7 we headed out to the beach for a swim & to watch the ladies...ha ha.


har har.

errr, then we headed home for alcohol...where the Bastard was in full effect.

On Sunday we headed back off in a similar direction to Saturday, but instead carried on all the way to Whangamata, we met up with Caleb and his band of merry men.

Had a pretty fun ride at the park, Brian rode his first snake run ever and ripped up all over the place...got pretty wild on a no hander aswell.


Simon, with style.

My battery pretty much died here now, so i'm going to cut this day short...you dont wanna hear about Kebabs & beach antics.


Bunch o' fags.

Meeeh, I'm really lazy right now, I have a couple pictures + videos from Taupo on monday to post up on here, I'll get it done tomorrow or something when I feel like not falling asleep at the keyboard.



check back in the next couple days!

Edit:

Spokey dokey, so I got around to uploading those videos.

They're nothing fancy, not edited, just put up here for you to waste your parents download limit for the month:

Mark, Smith Thingie

This video is of Mark & Jed, but mainly of Jed...he's getting super good these days.
Taupo Footy

Theses no real story to Taupo/you don't want to hear about stealing the Demio & going to Taupo to pick up Brian's things.

So heres the shitty pictures I got:


Mark, Abubaca on the big spine.


Jay, Air with some rad sunnies.


I don't know this guys name, but here he is doing a 360 over the ledge.


Jed, apparently this wasn't very high or nose dived . . .ugh?


Jed again going super high on a 360 invert.

And thats about all I have to offer.

I don't think there was a single tabletop in this whole update, is prophecy slacking or what?

I think we need some input from Luke...hurrry up.

Okay.

I'm tired.

myspace time.

Shits for real this time

Goddam it...Even Adam has updated this shit more than Luke has latley, we need some Dave Manconi jokes + bad spelling up in here.

Arrrrrrrrr.

Well, this update is going to be all over the place, since X*Air we've done quite a few trips, I've got alot of bad pictures, and I'm not using photobucket anymore for my pictures because my bucket is full!

Erm, where on earth do I start.

**Checks sitesled**

**checks My Pictures**

**puts 'Black' playlist onto iTunes**

**rollin' down the street smokin menthols sippin' on gin and juice... LAID BACK!**

**beeeatch**

Erm, these pictures are from early January.


Cody, Cody almost has his tables down...get those knees in boy!


Simon . . .he seems to bust out a sit down turndown every now and then, and I always seem to get good pictures of them...HAH.
I suck.

Fast forward a month . . .

**hey ladies ding ding ding** (The ding was from a cowbell you ninny's)

This past weekend we headed up to auckland, for one, to go to a show, which featured, Brick Vs Face from Tga, The Valley from Oz and Comeback Kid from canada and also to pick up Marks friend, Brian from the USA, who you'll no dout be hearing alot of soon.

Erm, we arrived on Saturday, stopped for a quick ride at papkura park, which is always fun, then headed to our backpackers, and got drunk.
We met up with George, Louis & Caleb who was down from whangamata for the weekend.
We then headed to the Liquor store for more booze, got drunker in Albert Park, shouted abuse at myspace girls and then headed to the show.

met up with Luke, Steven & Ash at the show, about 30mins into brick vs face everyone other than Luke, Steven, Ash & I left to drink a bit more, after the show and chilling with myspace girlies...Shohan! and some sleeve ripping went down...hahahaha, I wish I had a video camera for this shit, myspace some pep's and ask about it.

Then headed into town, bumped into a very drunk Cody, drinking a beer in the middle of queen street...and when I say middle, I mean the middle of queen street.
Louis was shouting at me saying that Simon had gone to some girls house for some R18 action and people were just generally rowdy.


I think I'll leave it at that because you came here to read about BMX...not dumb drunks.

Or I could take shohans advice:

Ryan says:
haha, people are coming to the site for bmx stuff and will hear about myspace girl
Ryan says:
s
[shohan] says:
hahaha too bad

meeh, Sleep was had and hungovers arrived.

On Sunday we bummed around town for a bit, checked out the crazies, had a ride at devo, then headed to Vic to meet up with . .


Mark! Who doesn't like you.

We had a wee ride at Vic, which sucks, haha.

Then I think we went to Glenfield, which was a bit of fun...but faaar too many skaters and brakeless is never good for that.

Then headed to Devonport with Fred & Ashley.
Fred was rockin' a new frame...which was rockin'. (how lame was that)

erm, pictures:


Ashley...just taking a foot off at the top of the wallride.


Fred, doublepegging the top of the sub. ASSSHOT...thats alot of s's.


Mark, Get a haircut you hippy!

Errrmm, from the devonport I think we headed to a set of trails that george & Louis have been working on, they were super fun and trying to stop well blackberry is ever approaching is always fun! NARF.


Heres a bad picture of me jumping through the 4th jump on the small set.

I was going to put up a picture of the trails themselves but I dont wanna give too much away.

As we were leaving Nick Franklin and his group of fellow scumbags arrived with motorbikes . . .I don't think that too much damage was done thoe, well I damn hope not anyway....the trails were awesome.

From here I wanted to head out to another set of trails....but that never ended up happening, instead we went to Vic and arsed around there for a bit, had an intense game of footdown on the new concrete pad and Simon & Luke got high.


Heres a real bad picture of Luke boosting viccies box, he has some better pictures on his camera...do an update cunt!

After this a street ride went down, which was hella fun...it started at Wendy's! so how could we go wrong!?

Luke crashed pretty hard...which kinda put him out for the night...and we saw Fred with his fine lady at Aotea Square, haha...U.T.B.N.b.B ! ! !

We ended up staying at Aussie Adams house, who was sporting a hella peel.
SEXY.

Next morning we woke up early, didnt end up riding till around 12, hit up the railway wallride then Manukau and then went to the Airport to pick up Marks friend, he took a little bit longer than expected, so of course we hit the Airport bar and watched a bit of the superbowl.

Brian arrived, without his bags or bike...dumb airlines, but I think he has his stuff now...well I damn hope so anyway.

We then headed back to Manukau, then decided to start our trek home, hit up a couple places went through a storm and got home around 8ish.

Had a rad myspace session then went to bed.

Humm, I think thats enough bullshit to bore you with.

This friday/saturday is going to be badass, trail digging + riding + drunken americans.

BMX LIFE

**G's up hoes down while you motherfuckers bounce to this**

Errmmm, yeah, thats it thats all thats all it is.


Wheel, adam, hot stuff.

fin

Slacker

Fuck you Mr. Manson, If you keep this shit up . . I'll . . .I'll talk shit about you on the zombie forums, hah!

take that motherfucker.

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Do a fucken update ryan ... ive got like a months worth of photos to put up.

i cant be fucked , you do a half ass atemp.

-luke